National Snack Blog

If you are rude to La Vikinga when she is trying to buy beer from you she will be unforgiving, she will be cut-throat and you will feel her wrath.

More, she will make obscene olive/mushroom men and leave them in your pub

So if YOU hear uncontrollable giggling coming from the corner of YOUR pub shortly after displaying shoddy human interaction skills with one of YOUR customers then you may be getting a visit from OBSCENE OLIVE MAN!!

You HAVE been warned.

PS. Gem would like to point out that after this photo was taken she made him a hat which apparently made him less sexually aggressive.

Please note: Many olives were hurt in the making of this photo and one mushroom will never be able to look it’s friends in the eyes again.